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Sunday, 30 October 2016

Slade: 178 Versions of Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody - never fails to please


Updated January 2023.

Back in 2016 I went a bit mad reviewing all the versions of Slade's 'Merry Christmas Everybody'  that I could find on YouTube, then organised them into a playlist. If played on Christmas Day, the listener/viewer could have a feast of 134 versions of the same song!


As of January 2023 there are 178 videos in the playlist, the playlist has had 28,873 views.

One of my personal favourites was "Merry Xmas Everybody - Settle Style".









The homemade video is described as "A Christmas song from the Lord, Hayes and Bryant families". The added fun includes the granny that is up and rock and rolling with the rest.



Two years after it was published on 27 Dec 2013, when I found it on YouTube, it had just 241 views.



I thought it was brilliant and originally put it at number 2 on my playlist to hopefully get it more views. And I set about plugging it on various Slade forums. To date, it's had 9,727 views.



The other interesting and fun version is 'Merry Xmas Everybody (Slade in the style of The Wurzels)'. Published on 21 Dec 2014, it had had just 54 views when I first saw it, and to date has risen modestly to 1,471 views.














Are you hanging up your pitchfork on the wall?


It's the time when I can harvest bugger all...









Saturday, 29 October 2016

X Factor: Louisa Johnson - Playlist - 2007 to 2015

 X Factor contestant Louisa Johnson, from the present back to her humble beginnings.


According to the Mirror Louisa Johnson, the 2015 X Factor winner,  "has admitted she hated her [X-Factor selected] winner’s song, a cover of Bob Dylan’s Forever Young, which only reached number nine in the charts."


Well, I must admit I never liked that song very much, either. She wasn't suited to it and she's worthy of much better songs than that.


Although some of the 46 videos that were once public, have since been moved to  'private' status, what remains is still a worthy lasting record of her rise to fame in 2015.

LISTEN TO PLAYLIST ON YOUTUBE

Alan Winter, playlist creator.





Saturday, 8 October 2016

Dunstable: Anecdotal Evidence - Ashton Site Set To Go Ahead Despite Inadequate Parking


In my teens, we lived in a maisonette above a parade of shops in a town centre location. Dad used to park the shop's van outside much of the time, although overnight it would be parked in a private garage close by. Then Dad got his own car and permission was obtained from the private landlords to park vehicles at the rear of the maisonettes. Mum bought a Wartburg estate car so she could get all her camping stuff in, she was Akela in a local cub pack. My brother bought a car, a Ford Zephyr as I recall, something to do with wanting a big American-looking car. I bought a Ford Capri. I think we were influenced by American tv shows like Happy Days and the A team.



There was no thought given to why we needed the cars other than cruising around, or wishfully picking up the chick, just like they did in Happy Days. Anyway, I digress. We parked the cars and van at the rear for a time, then one day the land was sold off for development. Mum sold her car off,  and we had to find somewhere else to park.


Not to worry, there were still spaces to park on the street in front of the shop. But that didn't last for long, as the dreaded yellow lines were extended, doubled, and parking became quite difficult. Sentries were posted to watch for the traffic wardens, and we'd quickly scramble for the keys to move the vehicles before a ticket was posted on the windscreens.


The van and three cars were often parked up in public car parking spaces a couple of minutes' walk away, beside the Town Hall. Before we knew it, the Council were bringing in parking for Council employees only during the daytime to that area. So, we had to vacate those spaces or face daily fines. I began parking mine in a free underground car park under the town hall. That was, until the Council slapped a barrier on the car park so that it permitted their daytime employees only.



From hereon we were restricted to driving around local residential streets hoping for a space to squeeze into.



The bottom line is that circumstances change,  and if you don't plan ahead, then you create a problem for the future. As Benjamin Franklin supposedly once said 'if you fail to plan, you are planning to fail!'




And so, next week, Central Bedfordshire Council Development Management Committee meet to decide the future of the former Ashton Grammar School site in Dunstable's High Street North.  It is recommended for approval despite many concerns, not least parking.



The design and access statement page 15 has many references to parking objections; these are nonchalantly dismissed by the developers with the statement, "Additional parking spaces are provided for the scheme. Any shortfall is believed to be justified  given the site's location and likely resident profile."



Well, I'm sorry but there is no way to predict the likely resident profile. Anyone could end up living there. White van man whose van won't fit in the garage, a lady of the house who can't use the garage because it's full of family paraphernalia, a teenage daughter who parks awkwardly so that she takes up a neighbour's spot, too, and teenage son who can't find anywhere to park, so churns up the grass verge.



So, what are these additional spaces? I'm reading through the summary statement to Development Management councillors and I come across the remarks of the Principal Highways Engineer.  "I have made initial comments in relation to the planning performance submission and there have been various amendments of which I have given guidance." Call me cynical, but does that mean he's had his arm twisted?



He writes that 177 spaces have been provided, whereas 241 are required under the authority's guidelines. That 177 includes garages (which I say will be full of family equipment, and rarely used by a vehicle) and visitor parking. At this point the words of Benjamin Franklin should start to be echoing around the minds of councillors deciding the future of Dunstable.



He then goes on to show how the number of off-site parking spaces adjacent to the site can be increased very slightly, by just 7. Bizarrely, he also mentions Union Street and Clifton Road which could increase the parking provision by between 3 and 6 spaces. He does his duty by pointing out the on-site parking deficiency, then justifies the short allocation of spaces by tweaking what could be done outside the development site. This is ridiculous, future requirements will override the reason these spaces are to be created.



Any sane person would recommend a reduction of the number of properties on the site and increase the number of parking spaces until the authority's standard is met.



BUT, this 241 spaces ruling can be overridden if there are 'exceptional circumstances such as town centre locations with public car parks, bus services and immediate employment opportunities which could mean that some of the homeowners will not need to have a car.  Central Bedfordshire Council has pretty wishy-washy ideas about how much the desired number of parking spaces can be reduced by. In April 2015 they permitted, under delegated powers, a scheme in High Street South to go through with just 6 parking spaces for 26 flats and none for retailers



A reduction of the number of properties would also help out the concerns of the tree officer who states, " 20 healthy trees are being felled to accommodate this development... Regrettably, the limited planting space being allowed in the new scheme has resulted in the use of smaller replacement species that would offer insufficient size, scale and proportion within the building layout... the site is being overdeveloped at the expense of sufficient areas being set aside for landscape planting. "

And the Green Infrastructure Officer, "The failure to design in multifunctional SuDS, and the lack of clear information about management and maintenance means that the proposals are not acceptable in terms of local and national policy."



If councillors don't call this correctly, they'll just be storing up problems for future councillors to be harangued about. Do us all a favour, chuck this proposal out, and start thinking more about keeping this site for educational use. There is a private educational use buyer waiting in the wings.



The CBC meeting was broadcast on Wednesday 12 Oct 2016.