Who is several coconuts short of a palm tree?
Who has no immunity against stupidity?
Who still has sand in their ears?
Who is about to experience a little deja vu?
Who is several fries short of a Happy Meal?
Who is a waste of the rations?
Whose brain has already gone home?
Who's the weight dragging you down?
Who's been anything but Entertainment Tonight?
Whose education was a very sorry waste of time?
Is there a village that needs its idiot back?
Who's falling and can't get up?
Whose elevator doesn't go to the top floor?
Whose parachute sadly has failed to open?
Whose talents are better suited for silent film?
Who's the dark cloud with no silver lining?
Who's in need of mental floss?
Whose brain in that last round sadly expired?
Who's the rotten tooth that needs to be pulled?
Who is the alien from the planet incompetence?
Where does knowledge go to die?
Whose traffic light is permanently stuck on red?
Who's one fry short of a Happy Meal?
Who's one egg short of an omelette?
Who's one shrimp short of a barbie?
Who is as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike?
Who has a brain only a mother could love?
Who truly deserves the domain name, ignorant.com?
Whose IQ test has come back negative?
Whose brain is illegally parked?
Whose brain is dead, but their body doesn't know it?
If ignorance is bliss, who has landed in Heaven?
Whose head is just hot air?
Who's several margaritas short of a party?
Who could fill an encyclopedia with all they do not know?
So you're a eunuch and a coward, are you?
Banish the buffoon!
Dump the deadwood!
Eject the Idiot!
I urge you, ditch the lean, keep the mean.
Who, alas, has delusions of adequacy?
If brains were taxed, who'd get a refund?
Whose brain has failed its medical?
Who's as useful as a cat-flap on a submarine?
Whose brain cell must feel very lonely indeed?
Whose only brain cell has finally died of loneliness?
You obviously have no knowledge to declare!
The questions are still very easy. The contestants are still very stupid!
Who perhaps hasn't really got a grasp of the English language?
Who would come third in a duel?
Who is obviously denser than Sherwood Forest?
Whose intellect is on a diet?
Who's got varicose brains?
Who's as useful as a fan heater in the desert?
Whose head has gone on holiday?
Who here now would have trouble counting their legs?
Who's more twit than wit?
Who put the 'more' into moron?
Whose wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead?
Who's the toothless vampire?
Is there someone here who has a charisma bypass perhaps?
Who's turning out to be thicker than a chocolate omelette?
Who's as much use as a bird with vertigo?
So, in this era of digital television, who's watching the radio?
Who thinks Double Gloucester is a tale of two cities?
Who thinks propaganda is having a good look?
Which drip has gone down the plughole?
Who thinks Pluto is a friend of Mickey Mouse?
Who'd win the Sweet FA Cup?
Who's as useful as a sauna in the Sahara?
Who looks as if they need a check up from the neck up?
Who's the slug in your salad, the squashed fly on your windscreen?
Who maybe has no marbles to lose?
Whose phone has no dialing tone?
Who's head and shoulders below the rest?
Who left their brain on the train?
Whose hair dye has affected his brain?
Whose college major was Lunch?
Whose jaw needs to be wired shut?
Who's one chair short of a dining set?
Who's one pancake short of a stack?
Ditch the ditherer!
Who makes Tarzan look like a Rhodes scholar?
Whose brain has sprung a leak?
Who is a huge embarrassment to the American Educational System?
Who is a nuisance to the team?
Who still has sand in their ears?
Who's had no immunity against stupidity?
Who's the Enron on your stock exchange?
George Gray insults
Which of you was home schooled....in an outhouse?
In this group of comic book heroes...who here is LOSER-Man?
Whose Brainwaves are waving Bye Bye?
Who is the loose lid on this salt shaker?
Who is still waiting for some British lady to ask them some questions?
Who appears to be hooked on something other than phonics?
Which one of you must have spent Spring Break in Puerto Estupido?
Who needs to take two smart pills and call me in the morning?
Who may not be a loser, but they sure play one on TV?
On this Rodeo Drive, who is the 99 cent store?
Whose keys to victory are locked in the car?
Which one of these brains would be turned down by an organ bank?
Whose mental elevator only goes down?
Whose mental bungee cord is about to snap?
Who's been stood up on their date with Victory?
Which of you takes a licking and keeps on sticking?
Which of you should sign up for the witness protection program?
Who's had a lot of nerve just showing up today?
Who won't be right back after this commercial message?
Who regrets wasting the gas to get here?
Whose rapper name would be Foolio?
Who's that big, nasty dead bug in your jacuzzi?
”At this family reunion, who is the recently paroled uncle that everyone is trying to avoid?”
”Which one of you groundhogs is predicting six more weeks of wrong answers?”
Who has a mirror that says WARNING: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear?
Who's making the rest of the team say... (whispering) I see dumb people...?
Who is as greedy as a baseball player, but as smart as a baseball bat?
Whose brain would leave Hannibal Lecter starving?
Who thinks Elon Musk is a cologne?
Who tried to study for a paternity test?
Who's rap name could be 'Lil IQ'?
Whose seasons are Winter, Spring, Summer and Fail?
Who's still sending emails through an AOL account?
Who thought Iron Man was a movie about a dry cleaner?
Who swims the shallow end of the gene pool?
Who was indecisive, but now they're not so sure?
Who thinks 'Veni vidi vici' are Jersey Shore cast members?
Whose pinkie and brain are both the same size?
Who thinks Fauci is a type of pasta?
Who's about to be enlisted in the witless protection program?
Who thinks Quentin Tarantino is an entrée at Olive Garden?
Who thinks Halle Berry is a Fro-Yo topping?
Who thought the bar exam was about making cocktails?
Who tries to text on a landline?
Who tried to reduce their carbon footprint by buying smaller shoes?
Who's still waiting for their family members to yell, Good answer?
Who needs Google Maps to find their way to a correct answer?
Who's still excited that Tom friended them on Myspace?
Who thinks Tik Tok is a breath mint?
Whose brain is still on hold with Tech Support?
Who should've watched the show at least once before playing?
Who thinks Planet Hollywood is between Mercury and Venus?
Who's the vegan cheese of this dairy department?
Who thought this was a really weird episode of 'Hollywood Game Night'?
Whose smartphone wishes it had a smarter owner?
Whose IQ test came back negative?
Who thinks Einstein invented bagels?
Who thinks a treadmill is a tire factory?
Whose lightbulb is getting dimmer?
Who thinks Hump Day is a holiday for camels?
Whose brain likes to take things slow?
Whose answers should be labeled as spam?
Who's the pretzel in this bag of Chex Mix?
Who went to their florist looking for an Iggy Azela?
Who is still stuck in traffic even though they work from home?
Who's fallen 50 percent of being a halfwit?
Who's brainbox is full of junk mail?
Who just laid a silent, but deadly brain fart?
Who's so confused they're hoping to be invited back for Final Jeopardy!?
Who thinks antipasta is a vehement opposition to noodles?
Who is six eggs short of a half-dozen?
Who tried to grow a chicken by planting an egg?
Who thinks Dr. Pepper is their primary care physician?
Who's been banned from Mensa?
Who took the SAT thinking it was a sitting contest?
'Who actually named their pet peeve?
Who's cereal is all luck and no charm?
Whose the least magical fairy in this forest?
Who's brain has been buffering since this morning?
Who's still confused that I am not wearing a tracksuit?
Who's the Rob of this Kardashian family?
Who's a member of the Flat Earth society?
Who wishes they have a lifeline?
Whose backup plan involved a Nigeria Prince they met on the internet?
Who's the coal this Christmas stocking?
Whose parents think they bought the wrong baby home?
'Who should be sitting at the children's table?
Who thinks Panda Express is a drive-thru pet store?
Whose nearest exit may be behind me?
Who thinks Vin Diesel is a fossil fuel?
Who needs a recipe to make ice water?
Who needs a recipe to make water?
Who got too many gold stars as a kid?
Whose spanx are cutting off the blood supply to their brain?
Who thinks that Pig Latin was spoken by Roman farm animals?
Who keeps hoping Velcro sneakers make a comeback?
Who thinks Pro Bono Was Married to Cher?
Whose bucket list is literary a list of buckets?
Who is one fry short of a happy meal?
Who's riding shotgun on the struggle bus?
Who's always mentally offline?
Who thinks a horsefly is half horse, half fly?
Who can teach a masterclass in falling?
Whose the valedictorian of summer school?
Who tried to think, and it smelled like burnt rubber?
Whose brain filed for divorce?
Who just here to make everyone else look smart?
Who thinks deviled eggs are evil?
Who needs a designated thinker?
Who brought their F game?
On a scale of one to ten, who's zero?
Who couldn't pass the village idiot test?
Who is not smarter than a 1st grader?
Whose mental internet crashed in this round?
Whose exit is about to raise the average IQ in this room?
Who didn't need ice cream to have brain freeze?
Who's sad this will live on the internet forever and ever?
Whose fifteen minutes of fame is almost up?
Who's having trouble following what I am saying?
Whose mind is a terrible thing to waste?
Who is about to be Ghosted by this Show?
Who tried to put gas in their Tesla?
Who proving Darwin correct?
Who just only realized that I am not Anne Robinson?
Who has a song in their heart and nothing in their brain?
Who thinks IQ stands for I Quit?
Who doesn’t have to worry about paying taxes on their winnings?”
Whose high school nickname was not Einstein?
Who’s the candy corn in this pile of Halloween treats?
Who’s rap name would be Notorious Slow?
Who proves why first cousins shouldn’t marry?”
Who’s cardboard cutout should’ve play the game instead?
Who should not be homeschooling their children?”
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